craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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