Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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