I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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