S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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