i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I wear drunk well.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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