Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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