this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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