it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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