I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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