Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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