I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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