AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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