Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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