Hey man sorry I got all grabby
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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