all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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