he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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