and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I intend to get homeless drunk
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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