We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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