My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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