Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
How external is "for external use only"?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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