You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
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Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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