never play flip cup with pint glasses
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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