yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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