All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
A bitchslap is in order.
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