so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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