I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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