so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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