that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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