sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
She needs sedatives and a leash
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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