So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
