In the future we'll all be gay
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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