I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Randomize
