...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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