dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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