I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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