Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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