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Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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