and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Randomize
