He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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