The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
May the power of my ass compel you!!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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