that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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