Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I AM VODKA MAN
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Randomize