i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I did not marry a roomba.
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