Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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