worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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