no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize