I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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