this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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