So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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