Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Green mimosas i think yes
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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