In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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