Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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