seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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