It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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