Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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