We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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