Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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