My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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